Down & Out In A London Kitchen

Esther Walker started a food blog called Recipe Rifle in 2009 when desperate and unemployed. In 2010 she married restaurant critic Giles Coren and far, far too quickly had a baby daughter, called Kitty.

French Children Don’t Throw Food

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on Tuesday, 24 January 2012

The two things that frightened me most about having children were sleep deprivation and toddler tantrums.

Now Kitty is nearly a year old, and has been sleeping through the night for a while, toddler tantrums are about to be a very real thing – and I’m scared.

So I fell on the recently-published French Children Don’t Throw Food like a crazy person. In it the author, an American journalist called Pamela Druckerman who lives in Paris with three children, attempts to explain why it is that French children don’t throw food, or take off their clothes in restaurants, or interrupt, or generally make a nuisance of themselves.

I say she attempts to, because it’s not easy to explain an entire, ancient cultura

l attitude in a single book. But broadly it goes: leave your children alone. If they are playing happily, let them be. They are not bored, they are working things out for themselves. Don’t tell them off very much, but when you do, make it count.

 

I have been putting this all into practise like a religious devotee. Our local library has a sound-proofed children’s room and we went the other day. All the other mothers were doing some high-energy interaction with their babies and in my post-French Children evangelism it looked perfectly nuts. “Do you want to read a book? Do you want to play on this?” they bellowed, as if their children were deaf – or foreign.

I sat Kitty down within reach of some toys and books and retreated while she had a brilliant time bumbling about and investigating everything, unencumbered by her doltish mother. I intervened only when Kitty went to lick a buggy wheel. “No!” I said sternly. “We do not lick buggy wheels. They are dirty.” And do you know what? I really think she understood. She stopped licking the buggy wheel at least, and went back to batting some toys about.

Alas, everyone else in the library was looking at me as if I was an absolute monster. So I might be on the path to a very well-behaved child but will have no friends to boast to about it. C’est la vie.

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