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Summer Term - Week 12

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on Monday, 24 June 2013
We've been making plans for our End of Term House Trip and the boys in the house are getting particularly excited by the prospect.

One of the pupils in the Removes has made a calendar counting down the days and says it will be "the greatest day of the year so far". He has currently not got many friends in the school but his Housemaster has told me that we need to work on this by ensuring "he stops being such a pathetic, snivelling little weasel". Pastoral care not being the central focus at my new school.

I have been instructed to arrange something on behalf of the Housemaster who claims he is too busy to organise things. He told me this whilst chalking his cue in preparation for a game of Billiards against the Head of House in the full size snooker table in his living room. Punting at Oxford

With some trepidation I've gone ahead and chosen to head to Oxford for the day for a picnic on the banks of the river followed by an afternoon of punting. Good, clean typically English fun for the youth of today! I've booked the coach, arranged the packed lunches and told the Housemaster who has announced it in House.

The boys seem reasonably keen although there was some confusion over what punting actually was and one of the dimmer Shell boys now thinks it is some kind of martial art.

The worst part of organising things is the inevitable Risk Assessment I knew I would have to complete. In my old London comp it was unthinkable to go anywhere off-site without every member of staff signing and carrying a 10 page document about the potential hazards with them at all time. So I approached my Housemaster and discussed this with him.

He looked perplexed, "Risk Assessment," he repeated. "Yes, have you got a school template I can adapt?"

He wrinkled his nose, "Risk Assessment. For a picnic."

"Well punting can be dangerous," I explained slowly, "All those wooden poles and water, there is the potential for drowning."

"Drowning in waist-high water," he dismissed. "Well this would probably only happen after being hit on the head with a pole but still we probably need to cover ourselves."

"What DO you think my boys will be getting up to?" He asked, face getting rather red.

"Well..." And as if to make my point Jonny Fenton in the top year appeared in the doorway wielding the billboards cue and looking left to right.

"Just searching for Richard Sir," he said brandishing the cue. The Housemaster looked up, "Righto."


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