Thursday, 12 July 2012

CAT ON MATT: 13 July

This week, Eric peruses the summer sporting calendar and wonders where Humans  nd their energy…

Written by Eric
So, Wombledon's over. Which can only mean one thing: it's almost time for The London Olympox. Don't these Humans ever stop? It only feels like two minutes ago that England was playing Penalties with Italy in the Eurofoot 2012.

Cats, you see, don't do an awful lot. According to Wikipedia, which I use to remember all of my most important cat facts, Felix catus (which is Latin, as I'm sure I've mentioned before) can sleep for up to 20 Human hours per Human day. Humans, on the other hand, fi dget about so much that they've even had to invent a thing called 'Sport'.

Sport is essentially restlessness with rules. There are Sports where you hit a ball; Sports where you kick a ball; and Sports where you bowl a ball – this is the type of thing dogs like.

But that's just fine by me. After all, while the Humans and the dogs are out fi dgeting about with their balls (sorry, that's not meant to sound rude), we cats are left in peace to get some good, honest shuteye.

Miaow for now!



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