Friday, 27 April 2012

CAT on MATT

This week, Eric prepares to receive the unprecedented number of entries he is expecting for his first Miaowagram™

Written by Eric

So, how did you do with the first-ever Miaowagram™? I must say I was rather proud of it, even if I say so myself. Which I do.

The announcement of the winner, however, will have to wait another week. This is so my workers can wade their way through the quite unprecedented number of entries that I'm still expecting – I blame the postal service for the absence of any so far. Indeed, I have already rented out an empty office down on The Strand, and have an army of 'volunteers' (well, they're unpaid, anyway) standing by to begin going through your submissions. There's a canteen offering light refreshments, and I have organised a special perch for myself so I can keep an eye on things. (They don't have to go to all this trouble for The Ladygram, you know.)

Perhaps predictably, I'm already fielding calls from Hollywood. Apparently, they're keen to make Miaowagram™ The Movie, but I think it may be a little premature. I don't know how photogenic the winner's going to be yet.

Either way, it's nervous times for Puzzle People everywhere. There's a new puzzle on the block, and you saw it here first.

Miaow for now!

Eric



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